I mustache you a question….but I shall shave it for later

SUGAR DADDY?! have you ever heard such nonsense?! well yeah i heard of it. but have you ever been in the situation where someone asked if they could be yours?

a “I help you, you help me” situation.

I would never even dream that i would get asked if i would let someone be my sugar daddy. i mean - isnt that like a prostitute that you marry?! i mean a prostitute is a prostitute. and no offense to those who choose that “profession” its a lifestyle i get it. but not a lifestyle i would ever choose. 

SO no. you cannot be my sugar daddy. i would never. i will finish college and continue in my profession and take care of myself. i will marry someone i love because i can talk to him and cannot go a minute without him crossing my mind. I will marry someone who brings a smile to my face in the lowest of times and makes my heart patter when he walks across the room. 

I will NOT marry someone because they are loaded.

DISGUSTING.